WARNING VIEWER DISCRESION IS ADVISED!!!!!!! On june 28 of 1914, archduke franz ferdinand would be shot, spiralling into WWI and WWII; what happened on a dark and stormy day of march 13, 2021 would be similar, spiraling into WWIII, WWIIII and WW5. on this day, a group of people decided it would be a good idea to get out for some fresh air and play some voleyball. Now, this was right after the pandemic lockdown was lifted, and everyone had high hopes to have some fun outside, as it was a safe and easy activity to do. However... at 3:47 PM EST, one individual would do somethign so drastic that it would change the world forever. At his request to protect his identity, we will be calling this war criminal under a pseudonym: cameron. Him being the owner of the volleyball net, it was discussed that he would be responsible to bring the net to the field, but since he was diagnosed with several mental illnesses years prior, his taste for anarchism and totalitarianism led him TO NOT BRING THE NET TO THE FIELD. he then laughed maniacally as he refused to walk home and retrieve the net, as the rest of the population of earth began to cry and shake and shid and fart. Imeediaately, the nation of greenland had had enough, and called war on cameron. Famine and plague flooded the world as greenland began to spread biowarfare across the globe to rid the world of cameron. Unfortunately, as the toxic chemical gasses rose to the ozone layer, cameron was too short to be affected by the gasses, and made it out unharmed. Eventually, the biochemicalls plugged the ozone, and humans were radiated by the dangeroud UV rays from the sun, killing over 60% of all of nature's organisms, including humans. Greenland had been victorious. they had eliminated cameron, as everyone had wanted, but they killed off the world with him. When the ancient aztecs created the mayan calender, it has been revealed that the 1 and the 2 were scrambled, and the world was to end in 2021, and not in 2012. Please sign this petition, as it has only been a couple of hours since "the demonspawn" forgot to bring the net, the world only need those couple hours to have ended. BUT HUMANITY IS NOT LOST, if he is able to retrieve the net for us, even though he is presumed dead, we will be able to enjoy one last game of volleyball before the end of the universe, and the end of time as we know it. #CamBringV-BallNet