Get Him To Stop Looking At Me

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There is a man in Burger, Michigan who keeps staring at me! Tell him to stop!

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Evan CappsPetition StarterI think Tyler Belcher is a violent, dangerous, abhorrent furry criminal who must be apprehended.

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Petition created on September 30, 2026