Dear reader, you are, perhaps, asking yourself right now, "Is this really an important enough issue to start a petition about?"

The answer, dear reader, is YES, and... if you don't sign this petition, the terrorists win. 

Here are the facts:

1. Murderville an improvised show.
2. Ben Schwartz is the improv guy. 

Ben's exclusion from this program is an injustice of historical magnitude on par with-- 

Ahem, actually, scratch that; nothing good can come of ending that sentence. Nevertheless, the union of Ben Schwartz and Murderville is exactly what the citizens of this great nation need to bring us hope and healing in these trying times. Think of the children, dear reader. Think of the children. 

Our voices must be heard. We beseech you, Netflix: PLEASE. Have your people call his people.

And to you, Ben: You are the only man who can right this wrong. Join forces with Terry Seattle and become the hero that our country deserves. Now more than ever, we need you. History needs you. You can do this.

For freedom. For democracy. For America.