Well done, Lads!

It was because of you, Loyal and most gentlest of gentlmen, That we have made it this far on our road to justice, honor and chivalry! Keep signing, lads! Only through your noble acts of signing can we achieve greatness through single-fire, lead death! Tell any and all possible gentlemen (or gentlewomen) of this petition so that we may show the governments of the world the TRUE way of solving our trivial problems!