Chocolate Toast Crunch was by far the best cereal ever made. Why it was taken out of production is a conspiracy that has more mystery than the Illuminati surrounding it. Sure, the original Cinnamon Toast Crunch is amazing, but this chocolaty rendition is what makes this world so beautiful. Those chocolate swirls are more amazing and awe-striking than the Milky Way Galaxy itself...

Why, oh why, can we not find this grand statue of democracy that takes it's shape in simple sugared squares? Let us band together on this day and revive Chocolate Toast Crunch so that all may delight in it's delicious, magnificent, and flawless flavors.