Nil Pois.

Thanks BBC and BMG, what a result…

Firstly, Italy, Finland and Iceland, thank you for your entries. And even Germany with that wonderfully absurd fever dream performance, despite coming second to last.

However, Iceland, I won’t lie, I was secretly hoping for Ja Ja Ding Dong. Next year?

Given the entry we had, and Brexit, we was always on course for a shocking result, but I didn’t quite expect that. Even our ally nations gave us nothing, and we deserve it.

Let’s kick this back into gear for 2022, I will not give up!