I need 1000 signatures, in order to name my cat Lord Farquaad. My friends mother has requested 1000 signatures in order for him to name his new cat Lord Farquaad, as in the Shrek character. Another friend has said that if the post gets 5000 upvotes on the reddit post related to this noble cause, he will print off this page; an proceed to consume it with his mouth. ( literally eating his words ) please help a budding cat owner out!