Shut down the internet
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The internet is killing creative artists by allowing the unlimited sharing of their work for free by pirates. I think it is important to have more art. It was nice while it lasted, but it's more important that artists are rewarded for their work. Any competent technical person understands that is it literally impossible to stop file sharing on the internet, as that is precisely what it is designed to do.
Therefore, it is time to stop this failed experiment and shut down the internet, for the sake of art.