Make Elon Musk give me a piggyback ride to work
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I ride public transit to work daily, but Elon Musk says it's bad.
"I think public transport is painful," he said recently. "It sucks. Why do you want to get on something with a lot of other people, that doesn't leave where you want it to leave, doesn't start where you want it to start, doesn't end where you want it to end? And it doesn't go all the time. It's a pain in the ass. That's why everyone doesn't like it. And there's like a bunch of random strangers, one of who might be a serial killer, OK, great. And so that's why people like individualized transport, that goes where you want, when you want."
That hyperloop thing he's building isn't ready yet, so I can't take that, so I think the only solution to this problem is that Elon Musk gives me a piggyback to work. It only makes sense. Not forever, obviously. He's only a man and he's going to get tired. He'll only give me piggybacks until that hyperloop is built.
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