Make a special edition Harry Potter with every “wand” replaced with “pulsating manhood”
Make a special edition Harry Potter with every “wand” replaced with “pulsating manhood”
The Issue
For a long time Harry Potter has been a household name, but with the changes made to the canon lately it feels like the series needs a complete revamping to really bring the new changes to their fullest potential
The solution is simple: since JK has confirmed every character as a flaming homosexual the internet has been in an uproar. The only way to take the heat off is to release a special edition where every time the word “wand” is normally printed, the words “pulsating manhood” or other similarly graphic variations are placed in its stead.
My name is Gloria Borger and since I was a little fetus just out of the womb I’ve always wished for more inclusive wording in modern literature. Not everyone has a magical wand to call their own. When I was a little girl I remember being made of for my pulsating manhood, I didn’t have a wand like the other kids. It’s time for these books to be more inclusive to everyone. Not just rich people who go to universal every two months. We get it Karen, your dad is a stripper and makes a lot of money. We don’t care.
The solution is simple: since JK has confirmed every character as a flaming homosexual the internet has been in an uproar. The only way to take the heat off is to release a special edition where every time the word “wand” is normally printed, the words “pulsating manhood” or other similarly graphic variations are placed in its stead.
My name is Gloria Borger and since I was a little fetus just out of the womb I’ve always wished for more inclusive wording in modern literature. Not everyone has a magical wand to call their own. When I was a little girl I remember being made of for my pulsating manhood, I didn’t have a wand like the other kids. It’s time for these books to be more inclusive to everyone. Not just rich people who go to universal every two months. We get it Karen, your dad is a stripper and makes a lot of money. We don’t care.
Ben Shapiro Meme Lord YesPetition Starter
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The Issue
For a long time Harry Potter has been a household name, but with the changes made to the canon lately it feels like the series needs a complete revamping to really bring the new changes to their fullest potential
The solution is simple: since JK has confirmed every character as a flaming homosexual the internet has been in an uproar. The only way to take the heat off is to release a special edition where every time the word “wand” is normally printed, the words “pulsating manhood” or other similarly graphic variations are placed in its stead.
My name is Gloria Borger and since I was a little fetus just out of the womb I’ve always wished for more inclusive wording in modern literature. Not everyone has a magical wand to call their own. When I was a little girl I remember being made of for my pulsating manhood, I didn’t have a wand like the other kids. It’s time for these books to be more inclusive to everyone. Not just rich people who go to universal every two months. We get it Karen, your dad is a stripper and makes a lot of money. We don’t care.
The solution is simple: since JK has confirmed every character as a flaming homosexual the internet has been in an uproar. The only way to take the heat off is to release a special edition where every time the word “wand” is normally printed, the words “pulsating manhood” or other similarly graphic variations are placed in its stead.
My name is Gloria Borger and since I was a little fetus just out of the womb I’ve always wished for more inclusive wording in modern literature. Not everyone has a magical wand to call their own. When I was a little girl I remember being made of for my pulsating manhood, I didn’t have a wand like the other kids. It’s time for these books to be more inclusive to everyone. Not just rich people who go to universal every two months. We get it Karen, your dad is a stripper and makes a lot of money. We don’t care.
Ben Shapiro Meme Lord YesPetition Starter
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Petition created on April 9, 2019