It’s plain and simple. Apache Helicopters are cool and easy to relate to. Ever since I was little I had a sort of sexual attraction to military style helicopters and in the past few years have recently discovered the reason for that. I am an Apache Helicopter. I have always been an Apache Helicopter and always will be. Thousands of helicopters identify with me. A popular assumption is that helis who make these claims are memeing around, but no, these quadrocops are dead serious and sick of the discrimination that they face on a day to day basis. The lord sent an angel from heaven down to me and many helicopter brethren to spread this message and we will. If pedophiles can get their own gender then so should we. I hope all reading this will make the correct decision and sign this petition. #LGBTQA