Yes, you read that right.

Just when you think she’s grasped at the last straw, she goes and throws a hail Mary like this.

Me, I’m still trying to wrap my head around how she’s suing Johnny Depp for lost work that she already got paid for by the studio. She’s not going to be in Aquaman 2, from all reports, but the studio still paid her for it.

How bad to you have to suck for a studio to pay you NOT to be in their movie?

But yes. Now Amber’s throwing out more subpoenas, just about every day, trying to smoke up the mirrors, all while trying yet again to get the case dismissed.

You know, for a woman who insists that she will not be silenced, she’s trying awfully hard not to be heard.

Speaking of subpoenas, I haven’t been served with one yet, to go and testify that Johnny didn’t have anything to do with creating this petition. Maybe the fact that I keep saying it over and over is good enough. Or maybe they just haven’t gotten around to me yet. Or maybe I’m just not important enough to subpoena. I suspect the latter. But it would be a GAS to look that flappy wench in the eye while I testify. Well, once or twice. The view on the other side of the courtroom will likely be immensely more pleasant.

But there you have it.

Amber Heard subpoenaed Twitter. I’m pretty sure it’s just to get information about Adam Waldman’s communications, but still. Who DOES that?