EUTHANIZE SHADY WRESTLING PROMOTERS


EUTHANIZE SHADY WRESTLING PROMOTERS
The Issue
For far too long the professional wrestling business has been commandeered by disingenuous, corrupt, back-stabbing, manipulative, unqualified, unsanctioned, thieving, lying, perverted pirates. They steal, they lie, they control, they book horrible shows, think only putting them self over and have no care for either the fans spending their hard-earned money or the workers sacrificing them selves. They are mentally ill and cannot control this behavior. It is time the situation is contained before the extinction of quality participants and exciting pro wrestling becomes reality.
The solution is very simple. Be compassionate and put these damaged, suffering creatures out of their misery and end their confusing, tortured existences. The means of enacting this merciful action is at our disposal. The only thing necessary is YOUR support. With 200,000 signatures, CULT FICTION will be willing to remedy this untenable situation, but they need to know that it is what YOU, the fans want.
If we prevail in this movement it will mean the end of suppression, oppression, prejudice, chicanery, racketeering and abuse in the locker rooms of the pro wrestling world, and a new golden era of the most exciting events ever conceived. If we do not succeed, the result will be more disappointing nonsense, more nauseating, random, unimpressive events. More morons at the top of the pile, and eventually the death of our beloved SPORT.
The future is in your hands, so take a stand and voice your support for the neutralization of these disturbed miscreants.

The Issue
For far too long the professional wrestling business has been commandeered by disingenuous, corrupt, back-stabbing, manipulative, unqualified, unsanctioned, thieving, lying, perverted pirates. They steal, they lie, they control, they book horrible shows, think only putting them self over and have no care for either the fans spending their hard-earned money or the workers sacrificing them selves. They are mentally ill and cannot control this behavior. It is time the situation is contained before the extinction of quality participants and exciting pro wrestling becomes reality.
The solution is very simple. Be compassionate and put these damaged, suffering creatures out of their misery and end their confusing, tortured existences. The means of enacting this merciful action is at our disposal. The only thing necessary is YOUR support. With 200,000 signatures, CULT FICTION will be willing to remedy this untenable situation, but they need to know that it is what YOU, the fans want.
If we prevail in this movement it will mean the end of suppression, oppression, prejudice, chicanery, racketeering and abuse in the locker rooms of the pro wrestling world, and a new golden era of the most exciting events ever conceived. If we do not succeed, the result will be more disappointing nonsense, more nauseating, random, unimpressive events. More morons at the top of the pile, and eventually the death of our beloved SPORT.
The future is in your hands, so take a stand and voice your support for the neutralization of these disturbed miscreants.

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Petition created on February 9, 2016