Make Crayola crayons flavored

The Issue

Just last week, I, a broke college student, was doing my homework like a responsible student when I realized that I had neglected to eat dinner. Unfortunately, it was far too late for me to eat any of the dining hall delicacies or drop $20 flex points at Duncan. My only choice was the bucket of crayons in front of me. 

While the crayons themselves were a solid 6/10, a little waxy but not bad, I knew that Crayola was capable of more. The blandness of the flavor was the main thing lacking, and I for one was very disappointing when all of the colors tasted the same. Why should the magnificent Razzle Dazzle Red taste the same as a simple Yellow Green? 

My dream is for a world where every Crayola crayon has its own unique flavor, to make my dinners a little more exciting. 

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The Issue

Just last week, I, a broke college student, was doing my homework like a responsible student when I realized that I had neglected to eat dinner. Unfortunately, it was far too late for me to eat any of the dining hall delicacies or drop $20 flex points at Duncan. My only choice was the bucket of crayons in front of me. 

While the crayons themselves were a solid 6/10, a little waxy but not bad, I knew that Crayola was capable of more. The blandness of the flavor was the main thing lacking, and I for one was very disappointing when all of the colors tasted the same. Why should the magnificent Razzle Dazzle Red taste the same as a simple Yellow Green? 

My dream is for a world where every Crayola crayon has its own unique flavor, to make my dinners a little more exciting. 

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Petition created on November 27, 2018