To Clive Palmer of the Palmer United Party and the Australian Government:

This petition is to highlight Australia's Desire to turn that useless triangle to the south into a fully functioning dinosaur park, complete with genetically cloned dinosaurs, rather than your current inferior dinosaur tourist park with fibreglass model dinosaurs.

Furthermore, we ask that you ask the New Zealand government to extradite Sam Neil to this theme park to lead the tours. If this request is not met, we the Australian People, are willing to risk an open declaration of war. We are sick of New Zealand always getting the Sam Neils and Neil Finns and all we get is Kyle Sandilands and Danni Minogue. We are bigger and if we cant have an NBN then we are dam well going to have Sam Neil.

A Dinosaur Parkis an ‘infrastructure’ and should be considered in the same light as highways, water management, electricity and so forth; it should be a ‘right’ available ‘equally’ to all Australians. A Dinosaur park is one of many crucial building blocks which creates the underlying foundation for a successful nation.