Doors have been a prevalent issue for the deathrun community. Many a monitors have been smashed, keyboard keys have been lost, and we say NO MORE! We must fight back against the oppressors! #Muselk2020

This problem can be resolved through the deletion of doors from the popular battle royale video game medium known as Fortnite.
#Muselk2020

I started this petition, because…
As I was a young infant I lost my parents to a wild door. It was a revolving door at the local Maccas and I couldn't help but feel horrified in discovering this upon growing up alone. I feel nothing but remorse and despair in realising I could not take the door to court for it is an inanimate object and unable to testify my case due to this very reasoning.