

Sacrifice the child to resurrect Harambe.
The Issue
Harambe is dead, if we sacrifice the child he can be resurrected. Let's bring him to justice. He was taken from us in an inhumane act of violence and his life was cut short for the selfish needs of this child. And that is not okay.
But there is something that can be done, our goal is to bring Harambe back to life by going through a sacrificial ritual involving the child which was responsible for the death in the first place.
Here are some quotes from some of our high profile supporters.
"#TBT ...Remembering laughing with Harambe backstage at the #zoo in 2011. Harambe - you made us laugh til we cried. Rest in peace, mate." Hugh Jackman
"A tweet cannot begin to describe the hugeness of Harambe's heart and soul and talent. This is so sad. #DicksOut" Ben Stiller
"Magnificent Harambe RIP. The Gorilla won the war. So sad. Thank you for the quarter you loaned me to call my mom at the Gorilla Enclosure." Kathy Bates
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The Issue
Harambe is dead, if we sacrifice the child he can be resurrected. Let's bring him to justice. He was taken from us in an inhumane act of violence and his life was cut short for the selfish needs of this child. And that is not okay.
But there is something that can be done, our goal is to bring Harambe back to life by going through a sacrificial ritual involving the child which was responsible for the death in the first place.
Here are some quotes from some of our high profile supporters.
"#TBT ...Remembering laughing with Harambe backstage at the #zoo in 2011. Harambe - you made us laugh til we cried. Rest in peace, mate." Hugh Jackman
"A tweet cannot begin to describe the hugeness of Harambe's heart and soul and talent. This is so sad. #DicksOut" Ben Stiller
"Magnificent Harambe RIP. The Gorilla won the war. So sad. Thank you for the quarter you loaned me to call my mom at the Gorilla Enclosure." Kathy Bates
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Petition created on 20 July 2016