Today is the day for progress. I’m here to inform you of a national epidemic that gets worse and worse with each passing day.  Your politicians keeps ignoring it, while Americans suffer.

How did we stray from the path of greatness and vitality?  What seeks to undo everything we’ve worked hard for as a nation?  What’s the cause of our undoing?  

It’s WARM BEER.

By adding your signature, we will get the wheels of government moving to make sure that all beer in the United States is served COLD.  By adding your signature, you have said enough!  No more warm beer!  

My name is Bud E Wiser and I’m running for President in 2020 and I’m asking for your help to make this law a reality.

AND WHEN I’M ELECTED IN 2020 I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT WARM BEER WILL NEVER TOUCH AN AMERICAN’S LIPS AGAIN.

The more we stay silent, the more we keep ignoring this, the more warm beer will continue to be served across this fair land.

Cold Beer is an American institution.  It’s time to realize our potential.  Please add your signature and support me as President in 2020.

Sincerely,

Bud E Wiser 2020.

Vote Wiser.