Dear Frank,

I need you to sign, share, and Chip in my petition to bring back the St. Louis Rams so we can have Cardinals Rams and Blues back together and put a stop to the MLS Team by sticking with The St. Louis Ambush indoor soccer team which is a cheaper and better alternative to United Soccer League and MLS since both weren’t a good idea in the first place because they were both a waste of money and we don’t need the BattleHawks either since I want bring back the original St. Louis Sports.  

Sincerely,

Nathan Turner