Bring back the fun: Fatten Tom Oag up again
Bring back the fun: Fatten Tom Oag up again
The issue

Dear Friends and Well-wishers,
I know this may sound a little odd, but I'm here with a heartfelt plea that comes straight from our very own circle of friends who remember the good times when Tom Oag used to bring a whole different energy to our gatherings. We absolutely adore skinny Tom, and this is in no way, shape, or form meant to detract from the wonderful, health-conscious person he has become. But let's take a moment to reminisce about the "old" Tom, the fun-loving, carefree "fat" Tom who could transform any dull moment into a blast.
Back in the days, Tom was the guy who had the biggest smile and the loudest laugh. There was something about his joie de vivre, and his infectious cheerfulness was often mirrored in those cozy, enjoyable gatherings where laughter was plenty, and fun was unlimited. Tom’s ability to let loose and light up every room he entered was unparalleled. We miss that Tom.
The aim here isn’t just about gaining weight. It’s about bringing back that effervescent spirit that the bulkier version of Tom seemed to exude. We want Tom to rediscover joy without worry, to indulge a little more in the delights of life that add a twinkle in his and others' eyes.
We realize this is a personal journey for Tom, and it must be done with care and respect for his wellbeing. Encouraging a healthy lifestyle that includes a blend of food choices reflecting the balance between delight and nourishment can be fulfilled, while gently urging Tom to embrace all facets of himself.
By supporting this petition, we're uniting to bring back the dynamics that only "fat" Tom could offer with his larger-than-life personality. No pressure, Tom, but if you’re open to indulging a bit—just know that there’s a community here that would love a slice of the old you.
If you share in this sentiment that a bit more of Tom would bring exponentially more joy, join us by signing this petition today!

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The issue

Dear Friends and Well-wishers,
I know this may sound a little odd, but I'm here with a heartfelt plea that comes straight from our very own circle of friends who remember the good times when Tom Oag used to bring a whole different energy to our gatherings. We absolutely adore skinny Tom, and this is in no way, shape, or form meant to detract from the wonderful, health-conscious person he has become. But let's take a moment to reminisce about the "old" Tom, the fun-loving, carefree "fat" Tom who could transform any dull moment into a blast.
Back in the days, Tom was the guy who had the biggest smile and the loudest laugh. There was something about his joie de vivre, and his infectious cheerfulness was often mirrored in those cozy, enjoyable gatherings where laughter was plenty, and fun was unlimited. Tom’s ability to let loose and light up every room he entered was unparalleled. We miss that Tom.
The aim here isn’t just about gaining weight. It’s about bringing back that effervescent spirit that the bulkier version of Tom seemed to exude. We want Tom to rediscover joy without worry, to indulge a little more in the delights of life that add a twinkle in his and others' eyes.
We realize this is a personal journey for Tom, and it must be done with care and respect for his wellbeing. Encouraging a healthy lifestyle that includes a blend of food choices reflecting the balance between delight and nourishment can be fulfilled, while gently urging Tom to embrace all facets of himself.
By supporting this petition, we're uniting to bring back the dynamics that only "fat" Tom could offer with his larger-than-life personality. No pressure, Tom, but if you’re open to indulging a bit—just know that there’s a community here that would love a slice of the old you.
If you share in this sentiment that a bit more of Tom would bring exponentially more joy, join us by signing this petition today!

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Petition created on 29 September 2026