Make Sans Undertale the National Bird of the USA

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Guy Redmer and 19 others have signed recently.

The Issue

The Eagle for far to long has been the national bird of the USA, but it is not inclusive enough because not all birds have wings, so that makes the Eagle is a racist homophobe because it isn't inclusive enough. That's why I say today we should make Sans From underale the new national bird of the United States. It is inclusive enough for all of bird kind and will represent all birds equally. 

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Girthy GhertPetition StarterPolitical Activist fighting for the most important issues in American Culture

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Recent signers:
Guy Redmer and 19 others have signed recently.

The Issue

The Eagle for far to long has been the national bird of the USA, but it is not inclusive enough because not all birds have wings, so that makes the Eagle is a racist homophobe because it isn't inclusive enough. That's why I say today we should make Sans From underale the new national bird of the United States. It is inclusive enough for all of bird kind and will represent all birds equally. 

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Girthy GhertPetition StarterPolitical Activist fighting for the most important issues in American Culture

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Donald J. Trump
Former President of the United States
Justin Trudeau
Prime Minister of Canada/Premier ministre du Canada
Serbian Goverment
Serbian Goverment

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Petition created on October 15, 2018