Every year, tens of people die because they lack the knowledge of how to purchase a canoe. Hundreds of families have suffered these unjust circumstances, and there is only one man who can help fix this; Saxophone Guy.  

Saxophone guy is well trained in the art of teaching you how to buy a Canoe, and he does so for free.  This means that we could potentially save hundreds, maybe even thousands, of people each century for no cost at all.  He does this out of his own good intentions and free will.

Adding on to that, Saxophone guy has come forward and said on video, albeit a bit loudly, exactly what he will do if this were to succeed.

All we are asking is that a 7th video in the "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" series comes out, containing Saxophone Guy teaching us how to buy a canoe.  This is a small order, compared to the lives it will save.  All we need is your signature on this petition in order to make it happen.