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Snakes need to be called DANGER NOODLES

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It's 2016, if there are 36 confirmed genders (and counting), how are no snakes called by their internet famous name? Not only does 'danger noodle' make more sense than 'snake' (seriously, who came up with the name snake?) but it is also much more thought out, very immersive. We've gone our whole lives referring to these beautiful worms as 'snake', we need a change, it is for the better of the utopia where Xenu is president. Thank you for signing this petition, God bless!

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