I write this petition with a heavy heart. As a devoted supporter of the Philadelphia Phillies, the recent devastating loss we experienced has left me heartbroken. Our favorite baseball team didn't just lose, they lost because of Kenny. Kenny, who is a diehard Mets fan, decided to switch his allegiance and support the Phillies, bringing with him what seems to be a curse for our beloved team.

The impact of Kenny switching teams was immediate. Post Kenny's fandom, Phillies recorded an all-time low winning percentage. This is no coincidence: many superstitions in baseball persist until today and fans changing their loyalties is considered bad luck by many. While it's tough to quantify the impact of such actions, one thing is crystal-clear - since Kenny shifted his loyalties, the Phillies have had a disastrous run.

Our team deserves better. The Philadelphia Phillies have a rich history, being one of the oldest teams in all of Major League Baseball. We have seen ups and downs but the downward spiral synced with Kenny's switch needs to end.

Our objective is simple: Kenny must revert to being a Mets fan. This petition is a plea to Kenny, for the sake of all Phillies fans, to switch back to supporting the Mets. Our plea extends to all fans. We need to band together to save our team from any more predictable failures.

Our love for the team is unwavering, and we believe in their potential to bounce back. But first, we need to purge the negative influences, starting with Kenny. Sign this petition to help restore the Phillies to their former glory. Let's reclaim our game!