ELIMINATE EMILY ARCE-- REPLACE WITH AUBREY PLAZA

The Issue

sign my petition to eradicate (read: kill) emily arce located in austin, TX and is 5'5 and mind your own business lb and                        is blood type AB 

replace it with

aubrey plaza who is skinny and sexy and beautiful.

Why?

Emily Arce has asthma

Aubrey Plaza is skinny and doing so will replace all the water in the world with four loko.

thank you. only con? not sure if going to heaven or hell. 

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The Issue

sign my petition to eradicate (read: kill) emily arce located in austin, TX and is 5'5 and mind your own business lb and                        is blood type AB 

replace it with

aubrey plaza who is skinny and sexy and beautiful.

Why?

Emily Arce has asthma

Aubrey Plaza is skinny and doing so will replace all the water in the world with four loko.

thank you. only con? not sure if going to heaven or hell. 

The Decision Makers

that one white kid in my stats class that i would knight as honorary poc
that one white kid in my stats class that i would knight as honorary poc
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Petition created on September 23, 2018