Bananas are being eaten.... EVERYWHERE

Yesterday a banana came into Bob Bobson's living room and was eaten. What did the government do about it? Absolutely nothing as bananas have no rights. It is estimated that more than 100 billion bananas are eaten every year and 1.6 billion everyday if it was humans we'd be dead in less than 6 days. All I ask is why.... why do these poor bananas have to be eaten and why can't the government let them live. The image for this update is a quote from my friend and this is true. Please let bananas stay alive and anyone with a heart should sign this, for bananas sake.