Thank you to everyone who was a part of this petition! For the most part, people understood it was satire meant to poke fun at how ridiculous and out of hand political correctness is in America. It was a good run, and I call this a major victory. I'm not sure what was more fun, watching people go nuts over how much they loved this, or seeing how many people are so bent up in being PC they threw themselves behind the cause (assuming it was legitimate). Again, thank you to everyone who was a part of this! I look forward to more shenanigans in the future, so stay tuned! Ryan