Hawaiian pizza is a lovely name for such an abomination. We must rectify this. It must be named in a way that reflects what it is. Too many have been fooled by the sweet name of this disgusting "pizza." It is unnatural, against the will of God, deviating from his path for us. For us to return to the path of God, we must rectify this error. I believe that if all of us work together and try hard, then we can rename it into something true. We will call it "Gods Biggest Mistake" that way, anyone ordering it will know exactly what they're getting into.