I have put centuries of work into this information that i am about to inform to the public:

• The earth is flat (obviously)
• Scientists have been scamming us for years 
• There is actually a huge ice wall around the Earth
• When scientists send satellites into space it is actually photoshop
• The first landing on the moon was not real (actually staged by professional actors)
• Australia isn't real
• If someone says that they are Australian they are actually paid actors that are good at putting on an accent
• Smash Mouth was lying when they said that the "world was gonna roll them" (line from all star) but how can the world roll when it is flat? (scammers)
• Smash Mouth influenced the population and is my main enemy because of that line