On the 3rd of March, in the wake of the world's largest gay pride event, the Sydney Mardi Gras, students at the University of Sydney were left with a strange and beautiful gift. On their first day of semester, they stumbled upon a GIANT GAY UNICORN.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Victoria Park now contains a giant unicorn, and we are tasked with her welfare.

Although committed activists have saved the unicorn from her first brush with death, we suspect that just like campus security, Victoria Park staff will not be enamoured with this symbol of pride and hope. So, we need you. Express your support, spread this image of life and love on social media, and send a clear message to the authorities. This beautiful, majestic beast is here to stay.