If Ratatouille was the President, life as we know it would change. Ours lives right now are at high risk because of the Coronavirus, but Ratatouille can help us with that problem. Here is why I believe Ratatouille should be the President of the United States of America.

Reason number one is that he can solve world hunger. He’s a great cook, if you have seen his movie you would know this. He is pretty famous so he would be able to get the help of other cooks, if he needed it. He can cook pretty good for a rat, not that I mean to be rude about his species. Ratatouille can also cook pretty fast so he could definitely solve world hunger.

The next big reason is that he can help save us from the Coronavirus. Ratatouille is very powerful and smart, meaning he could make a time machine and go back in time and stop it from ever spreading. I know he can do it if he puts his mind to it because at this point he’s a rat that can cook so I don’t think there’s anything he can’t do. He’s so powerful that if we don’t give him what he wants he might destroy the Earth as we know it, but I don’t think he would do it because he’s so kind to us puny and pathetic humans. Ratatouille will save us all.

The final big reason I have is that he has a rat army that could help us if and when World War III starts. Ratatouille is the king of all rats, a god if you will, he has the power to command all the rats in the world. We definitely want that power on our side of the war. The rats can be used to dig tunnels, be spy’s, and to kill. Their sharp claws and big number are perfect for digging tunnels and trenches during the war. The tunnels could be dug under our enemies and the have bombs loaded in the tunnels to blow up the enemy’s base. They're perfect for being spy’s because the enemies wouldn’t expect the rat sitting in the corner of the room to be a spy, so it could easily be overlooked and get us the information we need to win. Rats can be very deadly when they want to be, if we give them tiny guns and knives they could be on the front line killing our enemies for us. They don’t even need weapons to kill, they have sharp claws and teeth that would allow them to rip the enemy apart. Rats aren’t very picky so we could feed them the bodies of the people they killed. So Ratatouille’s rat army would help all of us, unless you're the enemy.

I hope that this has convinced you all that Ratatouille should be our President. Ratatouille can and will save us all. Thank you for reading.

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