Hello all,

Not sure where all the traffic in the last day came from, but it's nice to see. Thanks for giving this any amount of attention.

I'll freely admit this petition is a bit of a pipe dream, but also, it would be really funny if it happened. It also occurs to me that Valve might have better DDOS protections (I did not research this, I am just assuming it to be true), and VAC too.

Share if you feel like it, or don't. Much like Ron Swanson, or a cat, you can do what you want.

Have a good one.