Help us fix this terrible, horrible, no good, very bad mistake.

First of all, we at "Change Waluigi's Name to Guigi" would like to thank you all for signing our petition. Your support in this cause means a lot to us.

We believe that if we band together, we can make it so that our voices are heard by Nintendo, so that they may acknowledge their mistake or give us an explanation.

And maybe, just maybe, we can convince Nintendo that we'rE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIGHT, AND THEY BETTER CHANGE THE NAME GODDAMMIT, WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED, WE WILL NEVER STOP, AND ALSO THEY BETTER PUT GUIGI IN SMASH OR I'M GONNA FREAKING LOSE MY SHIT.

*coughs; straightens tie*

We realise that this part is kind of annoying, I mean let's be honest: no one wants to get these boring e-mails about these dumb petitions anyway, but please consider spreading the word about our cause, by telling your friends, family, co-workers, business associates, mailmen, mailwomen, milkmen, milkwomen, that one friend you hadn't seen or heard from in like fifteen years until he contacted you only to get you to join a piramid scheme (I mean Jesus Carl get your shit together), landlords, landladies, work acquaintances you only spoke to once and then forgot their names, thus needing to start calling them "mate" or "pal" or "big guy", basically anyone you think might be interested in helping us bring attention to this issue, which influences all of our lives so very mildly (and yet kind of annoys us every time we think about it).

Thank you all for your attention and your help.

Kind regards,

The"Change Waluigi's Name to Guigi" Team.