Dearest Mark,
We, the Abkhazian users of facebook, would like to express our gratitude to you. Thank you for facebook. It helps us be connected with our friends, share information, debate on different issues, get to know each other better and many-many other things. But how can our friends TRUST us, if the first thing they see on our facebook profiles is a LIE ? Here on facebook we have to pretend to be living in whatever country but our beloved ABKHAZIA. We know that if facebook was a state it would have been the third largest country in the world by its population, but facebook IS NOT A STATE, therefore it doesn’t have to follow all the policies a lot of countries have. One of them being non-RECOGNITION of Abkhazia.
We address you personally, because we know that you are the man who BELIEVES in impossible and DOES the impossible. Would you be so kind as to ADD ABKHAZIA TO THE LIST OF COUNTRIES ON FACEBOOK?
Thank you again for grand FaceBook. Congratulations on getting married. And we would also like to invite you with your lovely wife to our beloved Motherland.