I'd like to start a petition asking Doctors Without Borders to set up shop here in the USA, thus showing that 40 million of us live like those who Doctors Without Borders usually serve.
Help Us, We're Sick
Dear Senator,
This is to inform you that as an advocate for the 40 million Americans who will remain without healthcare in this nation, we are contacting the international organization, Doctors Without Borders, to help us with this pressing issue.
Since you have demonstrated amply your lack of care for this shameful state of affairs, we are left with no other choice.
We are aware that such an appeal may tarnish our citizenry's self-esteem, but you have failed utterly to support the values that have brought this country to greatness.
Yours Truly,
[Your name]