Dear NBA, Toronto Raptors, and People of Canada,

This is a 100%, totally legitimate petition created with the intention of showing the enormous amount of public support that exists for the desire to see the Toronto Raptors change their name to The Canadian Bacon.

As Canada’s sole remaining NBA franchise, we see it as an opportunity to add a touch of national pride and delicious bacon to your organization; one that right now is represented by a purple dinosaur wearing a basketball uniform.

Those signing this petition agree that this opportunity can remain “missed” no longer, and request that your attention be paid to this matter.

Thank you,