When in the course of gamer events, it becomes nessessary to request a port of a game to multiple consoles, and to assume that developers actually care about gamers, and to question whether a game should be limited to one console.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all consoles are created equal, that they ae endowed by the Creator with certain unalienable games, among these are C.O.D, Bioshock and Need for Speed.-- That to ensure these games, developers are promised cold, hard cash in warm, soft check form.-- That whenever any good game is made exclusive on one console, it is the right of a gamer to get it ported to their system, whether that be through peaceful means, or computer powers. Gamers, indeed, should dictate what games go to which console as companies are short-sighted and silly. When a developer continuously signs exclusivity agreements with one console manufacturer, it is the right, it is the duty of the Gamer to stand up from the groove in their couch and say, "No more shall Xbox users have Stamper all to their greedy selves!"

Playstation, Mac and PC users have patiently suffered too long. The gaming community requests, nay, demands that the Behemoth's masterpiece, BattleBlock Theatre be ports to their consoles.