Stop using the martircharical elephant as a Republican symbol.

The Issue

The Republicans do not deserve to use this regal species as their symbol. There is no end to the environmental damage Republicans would do. Nor do they need a female led society as a symbol of their "War on Women".

There is a substantial body of evidence that suggests that 1) elephants have matriarchal cultures, 2) elephants have been known to have female-female sexual relations and affectional relations, and 3) female elephants seek and experience clitoral pleasure. Q.E.D. Elephants are not Republicans. Corollary: if we publicize this information, the Republicans won't want the elephant as their symbol any longer.

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The Issue

The Republicans do not deserve to use this regal species as their symbol. There is no end to the environmental damage Republicans would do. Nor do they need a female led society as a symbol of their "War on Women".

There is a substantial body of evidence that suggests that 1) elephants have matriarchal cultures, 2) elephants have been known to have female-female sexual relations and affectional relations, and 3) female elephants seek and experience clitoral pleasure. Q.E.D. Elephants are not Republicans. Corollary: if we publicize this information, the Republicans won't want the elephant as their symbol any longer.

The Decision Makers

TAKE BACK THE ELEPHANT
TAKE BACK THE ELEPHANT
Republican Party

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Petition created on August 28, 2012