Ian Benson is a 25 year old aspiring actor who is on a worldwide dream to become the greatest movie star that ever lived! With his mind, combined with the other great minds of the world, will greatly improve everyone's quality of life and enhance the way we live on our little blue Earth.

This is your one chance to make Ian a movie star. Do this now and he will be forever grateful. Do not miss this one opportunity to make him hit it big in Hollywood! He will be forever grateful.

We, the people of the United States and around the world do hereby accept the invitation to make Ian a movie star. We will proudly sign this petition and be remembered as the ones that made Ian a movie star!

We know that as an actor, Ian will greatly change the world and the way we inhabit it. We will be grateful just as he is. He will also be remembered for his humanitarian work around the world and how he changed the course of human history by reversing diabetes, preventing cancer, and curing AIDS.