

Don't change anything about Duke Nukem Forever


Don't change anything about Duke Nukem Forever
The Issue
There's a lot of misinformed dribble being circulated about this game, women's rights groups, television news stations and more are jumping on the bandwagon and trying to condemn this game before it even launches.
They take bits and pieces of information and bend them around to make their argument sound even better in order to rally a legion of people behind them who have no idea what they're following. They simply hear something that they find offensive and decide that it's what they think without even making a decision for themselves. To all of these people, how about you research your cause before you jump up and pretend to know what you're talking about.
Duke Nukem forever is a MATURE rated game that's intended for ADULTS. None of the content is intended for children so your arguements about how it's going to negativly effect our youth are rendered inert. If you don't want your babies playing this kind of filth simply don't buy it for them in the first place. Be responsible for what your children do, don't expect the world to bend to your liking to shield your kids from the outside.
Duke Nukem has ONE game mode called Capture the Babe, in this mode you take the enemy team's babe back to your base to score points. YOU DO NOT BEAT, RAPE, ATTACK OR OTHERWISE ABUSE THEM IN ANY WAY. If she starts to become distressed, you give her a pat on the rear. That may sound objectional to many but it is far from beating any females. If I give my significant other a pat on the bottom because she's being cheeky, does that mean I'm a violent criminal in need of saving? So many of you sheep exclude this information from your petitions and reviews, you mislead your followers so you can make your opinions heard.
Duke Nukem, he's here to save the babes. He LOVES them, he's fighting an entire alien menace to protect earth's most valuable asset. If anything you should be thanking him, he's showing mankind how important women are to everyone. He may do so in a rough around the edges kind of way but still...
I don't see anyone screaming about how you can slit a man's throat in one game, or how you can kill any number or men in any other game. The fact is they do a lot worse to males, if you want equal rights for women here you go. You can't have it both ways, if Duke was gay and he was smacking cute college guys on the rump you wouldn't say anything. Time to drop the double standards people.
This message goes out to all of those who've been waiting 14 years for this game, who are adults and can tell the difference between light hearted mature humor and the real world. This is for Randy Pitchford, we don't want you to change a damn thing with this game.
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The Issue
There's a lot of misinformed dribble being circulated about this game, women's rights groups, television news stations and more are jumping on the bandwagon and trying to condemn this game before it even launches.
They take bits and pieces of information and bend them around to make their argument sound even better in order to rally a legion of people behind them who have no idea what they're following. They simply hear something that they find offensive and decide that it's what they think without even making a decision for themselves. To all of these people, how about you research your cause before you jump up and pretend to know what you're talking about.
Duke Nukem forever is a MATURE rated game that's intended for ADULTS. None of the content is intended for children so your arguements about how it's going to negativly effect our youth are rendered inert. If you don't want your babies playing this kind of filth simply don't buy it for them in the first place. Be responsible for what your children do, don't expect the world to bend to your liking to shield your kids from the outside.
Duke Nukem has ONE game mode called Capture the Babe, in this mode you take the enemy team's babe back to your base to score points. YOU DO NOT BEAT, RAPE, ATTACK OR OTHERWISE ABUSE THEM IN ANY WAY. If she starts to become distressed, you give her a pat on the rear. That may sound objectional to many but it is far from beating any females. If I give my significant other a pat on the bottom because she's being cheeky, does that mean I'm a violent criminal in need of saving? So many of you sheep exclude this information from your petitions and reviews, you mislead your followers so you can make your opinions heard.
Duke Nukem, he's here to save the babes. He LOVES them, he's fighting an entire alien menace to protect earth's most valuable asset. If anything you should be thanking him, he's showing mankind how important women are to everyone. He may do so in a rough around the edges kind of way but still...
I don't see anyone screaming about how you can slit a man's throat in one game, or how you can kill any number or men in any other game. The fact is they do a lot worse to males, if you want equal rights for women here you go. You can't have it both ways, if Duke was gay and he was smacking cute college guys on the rump you wouldn't say anything. Time to drop the double standards people.
This message goes out to all of those who've been waiting 14 years for this game, who are adults and can tell the difference between light hearted mature humor and the real world. This is for Randy Pitchford, we don't want you to change a damn thing with this game.
SIGN IF YOU AGREE

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Petition created on April 2, 2011