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Unbelievable.

Unbelievable how people change over the years... I get a call from a business acquaintance in Arcadia. Well, not an acquaintance, really, more of a friend now. He's been doing some 'private eye' work for me since... well, since SHE gave me what I wanted most. I listen to yet another peg of how he's got one clue here, one hint there. I'm about to hang up when something he says stops me, and right after the played-out "I'm on it", I start thinking it can't be true. It just can't. If this is correct, Miss Breathtaker, my very own Ghost, has appeared again. But she's now to be found in, get this, Chicago... I mean, for all intents and purposes, Why on Earth would SHE leave Arcadia for CHICAGOLAND???

I used to hate Arcadia. Not anymore. So fond memories and still vivid experiences. All courtesy of my passionate, predilect "paranormal" (Gee, did I just said that?)... Even after being the one responsible for the crippled state I fell into... Even after most of my imperceptible body started to burn in that hangar, thanks to her... Even after all that, she means the world to me. I've been seeing red for what seems like an eternity now. I want to keep thanking her for the good times. I want to feel alive again. You might not know this, but for 15 years, I've been hungrily awaiting the return of my beloved Elisa...

So I knock into "wild garlic" city, half of which gets all over my Corvette convertible, and then I get to see what everybody's staring at nowadays... It's HER. Well, it's supposed to be her but, at the same time, you can't really tell... I watch her like in a bad movie. My friend was right: She has changed. She's not the same now... No tiny raising of her perfect eyebrows. No turning with a set to those beautiful, ivory-like breasts. Not even her frowning makes an impression. Gee, talk about a 'great depression'. To top it all, she's "hanging out" with Muggs and Glimpy (Which one's which? You tell me.) These two so-called, get this, "paranormal investigators" make Mister Heartbreak look like a real man, HER Clark Gable. Why then would the man-hating Ghost choose to stick with these sad sacks, if it were not by the fact that she's not the real, the one and only, Elisa Cameron??? Talk about some suspension of disbelief...

 

Through this petition, I, the undersigned, respectfully ask Dark Horse Comics' publisher, executive vp, vp of publishing, vp of sales & marketing, vp of finance, general counsel, editor in chief, creative director, director of production & design, director of operations, sales & licensing director, and marketing director,

TO CEASE THE CURRENT CREATIVE DIRECTION FOR THE 'GHOST' TITLE ALTOGETHER AND START CONSIDERING RELAUNCHING IT (NOT REBOOTING IT) WITH A COMPLETELY NEW CREATIVE TEAM, TO CHANGE IT BACK, TO RE-ESTABLISH THE SERIES' ORIGINAL MAIN APPEAL, IT'S UNIQUE CONCEPT & CHARACTERS, AND IT'S SIGNATURE LITERARY & GRAPHIC ELEMENTS, THAT MADE IT A SAFE CHOICE FOR THOUSANDS OF POTENTIAL CONSUMERS, THE ALREADY ESTABLISHED FAN BASE, IN ORDER TO INSURE THE FUTURE SUCCESS OF 'GHOST' AS A FRANCHISE, TO BOTH ECONOMICAL BENEFIT AND CRITICAL ACCLAIM.

 

You were the only ones who understood Ghost like I do. You're the ones who can do it for me. You can make me hot inside again.

Wake up and smell the coffee, people. She's not just yours now.

 

The undersigned.

 

For more information about Ghost and Dark Horse Comics, visit: www.darkhorse.com

For 'THE BEST GHOST STORY EVER', read this review.

 

DISCLAIMER: We, the undersigned, make no claim to any of the characters, locations, names, storylines, situations, images or logo that are trademarked, copyrighted or otherwise protected by the federal, state, international or other intellectual property law in favor of it's corresponding owners. This petition was created as an expression of the right of the people to make a request to a company, albeit in a creative and fun way, as a nostalgic homage first and foremost, and no copyright infringement is intented or implied.