This petition is here to make every desk jockey and internet activist out there reflect on their utterly hypocritical bullshit. Clicking a sign button will make problems go away just as much as clicking a 'scratch' button will make a real-world itch to my left testicle disappear, no matter whether it was one man who did the clicking or thousands.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying caring is wrong, but what is wrong is only caring enough about about a problem to 'combat' it by pushing a virtual button in between placing a bid on eBay and ordering pizza. Politicians should be slapped in real life, camps should be set up on real field and change must be actively sought out and retrieved out there in the real world, not on a computer.