They got her a birthday cake.

They decorated this cake with "April is ausome NOT!" (http://shellletyoulookatherboobs.blogspot.com/2011/05/birthday-cake.html)

Seriously? It's a given they owe her a drink for their egregious irony, but apparently this group of geniuses requires public shaming to recognize that.

Also, since they fail to recognize that April truly is awesome, they're not going to take her word for it. Power in numbers, people!

Oh, and if anyone can be her designated driver, please comment on the blog.

p.s. This petition is being filed under "Gay Rights" simply because it's the listed cause that April supports the most, and she is awesome enough to share the focus of her plight with those most likely to be carrying her drunk ass out of the gay bar.