Cover Kirk Van Houten's "Can I Borrow A Feeling?"

The Issue

Some might say that after a year when her record sold millions of copies, swept the Grammys and won the hearts of listeners everywhere, that Adele has nothing left to accomplish.

Hogwash.

The hardest part for any phenomenally successful act is the followup. People are eager to see you fall back to earth.

How to avoid this? Cover Kirk Van Houten's "Can I Borrow A Feeling?" With devastating lyrics that make "Someone Like You" sound like "I'm Walking on Sunshine", and the uber-ironic nature of it rendering you immune from Lana Del Ray-esque internet criticism, it truly is the only logical choice to make.

Can I borrow a feelin'?
Could you send me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love!

Please Adele. Take our hand with your glove of love.

This petition had 230 supporters

The Issue

Some might say that after a year when her record sold millions of copies, swept the Grammys and won the hearts of listeners everywhere, that Adele has nothing left to accomplish.

Hogwash.

The hardest part for any phenomenally successful act is the followup. People are eager to see you fall back to earth.

How to avoid this? Cover Kirk Van Houten's "Can I Borrow A Feeling?" With devastating lyrics that make "Someone Like You" sound like "I'm Walking on Sunshine", and the uber-ironic nature of it rendering you immune from Lana Del Ray-esque internet criticism, it truly is the only logical choice to make.

Can I borrow a feelin'?
Could you send me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love!

Please Adele. Take our hand with your glove of love.

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Petition created on February 23, 2012