Petitions have traditionally been lambasted as being entirely ineffective, and it's time to change this by not changing it. This petition aims to put an end to the ineffectiveness of petitions by petitioning to make petitions ineffective. If we achieve our goal, we will simultaneously prove that petitions can achieve things and prevent any petition from actually achieving anything.

Don't let your vote have power. Vote for this petition today, and remember: No change is better than no change.