Make the Cambridge Walmart Rock a protected monument.

The Issue

So this rock has for years been cleaning up on the local, low IQ townies of Cambridge, MN. Many of them have fallen victim to this rock, placed completely out of the way. How? The mystery remains but one thing is for sure, they deserve it. So let's stand together and protect this sacred rock for its powerful messages against the low morals and values of this modern day Sodom and Gomorrah known as shitty, shitty Cambridge, MN.

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The Issue

So this rock has for years been cleaning up on the local, low IQ townies of Cambridge, MN. Many of them have fallen victim to this rock, placed completely out of the way. How? The mystery remains but one thing is for sure, they deserve it. So let's stand together and protect this sacred rock for its powerful messages against the low morals and values of this modern day Sodom and Gomorrah known as shitty, shitty Cambridge, MN.

The Decision Makers

anyone that doesn't live in Cambridge because you suck
anyone that doesn't live in Cambridge because you suck

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Petition created on November 20, 2017