Please tell The Onion that their T-shirt with the words "My Friend Went to Thailand and All I Got Was This Lousy Kidnapped Prostitute" is not acceptable or funny - and to pull it off their shelves immediately!

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Contact Information:

Customer Service
For all other Onion Store matters and order inquiries, please submit the brief customer support form below for an efficient response, or call 1-800-280-1791 between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. (CST), Monday-Friday. It's an email form you fill out on the store site...
From the website: http://www.theonion.com/content/contact_us

Public Relations:
Anna G. Richardson
Sunshine, Sachs & Associates
149 Fifth Avenue, 7th Floor, NYC, 10010
O: 212.691.2800, C: 917.553.5916
richardson@sunshinesachs.com

Washington DC
The Onion
c/o Godfrey & Kahn
500 New Jersey #375
Washington DC 20001
Fax 202-628-0405
dc@theonion.com

Twin Cities
212 3rd Avenue North, #445
Minneapolis, MN 55401
612-370-1372 | Fax 612-333-0444
minneapolis@theonion.com