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Make Justice for Harambe Oreos
I can't say for certain that Harambe, the world's most beloved gorilla, enjoyed Oreos. But he probably did because he was chill af. Nabisco, please honor this majestic creature by creating Justice for Harambe banana cream flavored Oreos. It's the least you can do.
Pulin Modi: Name your baby Wizard Burial Ground
Wizard Burial Ground would be the most metal baby name ever.
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Give Martin Shkreli's copy of Wu-Tang Clan's Once Upon a Time to the people.
Martin Shkreli, the pharmaceutical CEO and former hedge fund manager who raised the price of a life-saving pill from $13.50 to $750, has just been charged with securities fraud. More importanly, he is the sole owner of Wu-Tang Clan's new album Once Upon a Time in Shaolin, which he reportedly bought for $2 million. After his arrest, United States Attorney Robert L. Capers was asked if agents had seized the Wu-Tang Clan album, and responded, “I wondered how long it was going to take to get to that,” he said. “We’re not aware of where he got the funds that he raised to buy the Wu-Tang Clan album.” Sign this petition to call on the feds to do the right thing if Shkreli is found guilty of fraud... release Once Upon a Time in Shaolin to the public!
Cover Higher and Higher from Wet Hot American Summer
Umphrey's McGee needs to cover Higher & Higher from Wet Hot American Summer during their three night Halloween run in Milwaukee. It's their destiny. We'll also accept Jane by Jefferson Starship. Really we want both but don't want to be pushy.