Beard licensing. No beards for hipsters!
Real men, beardies of the U.K, we have a problem. In the good old days a beard was the mark of a real man, a man who can do manly things, like welding 2 cars together, building things and surviving outside for protracted periods of time. In recent times we have seen a shocking and upsetting trend, a trend where useless idiots have been growing beards and wearing them as a fashion accessory. As such it has become harder to tell the real men from the useless, brain-dead, liberal douchetard hipsters. What we at the WSMBP propose is a beard license. A license that can be obtained by proving that you are a real man and not some ridiculous waste-of-space hipster. The licensing process would involve several tests proving your manhood, like building a wall, fitting a spare wheel, welding something and hunting and cooking some kind of wildlife.