America Demands that the GOP Debates Feature A Large Ornate Table of Various Pies!
I believe that something important is missing from the GOP Presidential Primary Debates. Amidst all the talk, and promises, and sloganeering these candidates have forgotten something that unites us all as Americans: pies. This is why I believe that every GOP Presidential Primary Debate should feature a large, ornate table containing a variety of pies. Some may question why the debates should feature on stage with the candidates a large, ornate table containing a variety of pies. I ask you only to picture the scene in your mind, and I think you'll agree, it's a natural fit. If you need more convincing, consider the GOP's claim that it is the party of traditional values. Well what could be more traditional than pie, a dish that transcends both cultures and the ages. The GOP says it supports small business owners, than perhaps it should put it's money where it's mouth is and use the opportunity to feature the goods of local bakeries. Even better, the pies could be baked by the goodly congregants of a local place of worship, with the proceeds going used to pay for repairs or youth programs. This election cycle, let's not go back to politics as usual. Let this be the year that we, as Americans, spoke with one voice and said "We demand that the GOP Presidential Primary Debates feature a large, ornate table containing a variety of pies!"